Time to wake up

This post was written by admin on August 3, 2009
Posted Under: teaching stories

Wife to husband: “Time to wake up. Get up! Get up!”
Husband: “Go away, I’m sleeping!”
Wife: “Come on we need to go to the Church.”
Husband: “I don’t feel like it.”
Wife: “Please, we need to go to the Church.”
Husband: “I don’t want to go to the Church. I don’t like any one there and no one likes me.”
Wife: “Please, we really need to go to the Church.”
Husband: “Give me one reason, just one single reason, we really need to go to the Church.”
Wife: “I’ll give you two reasons. One, it’s Sunday. Two you are the preacher.”

There is another variation on this teaching story:

Mother: "George wake up. It’s time to get up."
George: "Let me sleep mom."
Mother: "For the last time, George get up you have to go to school."
George: "I don’t feel like it."
Mother: "But you have to go to school."
George: "There are seventeen hundred students and not a single one like’s me. There are more than two hundred teachers and not a single one likes me. Even the school bus drivers don’t like me. Give me one good reason I should go to that school?"
Mother. "I’ll give you three reasons. One you are forty seven years old. Two it’s the first day of school. Three, you are the headmaster."

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