Mullah Nasrudin was redoing the concrete on his driveway.
He first got rid of the old concrete. Then Nasrudin carefully mixed the new according to a recipe he had got from a friend who was a professional concrete pourer.
Finally he made it all smooth and went back in the house to write a sermon on the [...]
Mullah Nasrudin was visiting the USA and some Iranian friends took him to Las Vegas.
The Mullah was fascinated by the glitter, lights, sounds, and the sights of Vegas, but being a good Muslim her refused to play the slots or anything else as gambling is forbidden to the faithful.
On the third evening Nasrudin noticed a [...]
The king wanted to build a most fantastic palace. He wanted to prove that he was truly the Shahanshah (King of kings) and he wanted his palace to be better than the Khalif’s in Baghdad, or that of the Khan in Rum (Rome or Byzantium – modern day Turkey).
Unfortunately the Shahanshah’s treasury was quite bereft [...]
Mullah Nasrudin emigrated to the USA and decided to get involved in Baseball the national pastime. Since he was too old to play he became an umpire and moved up the ranks of umpire. Soon Nasrudin was a top umpire.
One day in an umpire’s conference there was a discussion. One umpire said, ” call it [...]
Even though by now Mullah Nasrudin was quite well off and could afford to eat chello kabob, sholeh zard, khoresht-e-karafs and other delicacies every day, he continued to eat stale bread and cheese (noon-o-panir) every day.
A friend asks him, "Why do you always eat bread and cheese like a pauper?"
Nasrudin replies, "I’m saving money."
The friend [...]
Mullah Nasrudin continued his visit to the United States and visted the South. An evangelical fundamentalist Christian priest asked the Mullah about his clerical robes and turban. Upon discovering that Nasrudin was in the same business as he was determined to both discover the other’s modus operandi as well as potentially convert him.
The Christian priest [...]
Mullah Nasrudin was visiting the USA. He first went to New York and saw the Empire States Building, in Washington D.C. he visited the Capitol, Smithsonian, Space museum, White House, the Mall, and many memorials.
Next he settled down in Los Angeles and visited Dineyland, Universal Studios, Magic Mountain, Knots berry Park and was living in [...]
A self professed mystic is going by a large pond with an island in the middle. He hears someone mispronouncing a certain mantram in the island. He finds a boat and rows over to the island.
On the island inside a tiny tent he sees Mullah Nasrudin praying. He cannot bare listening to the disgusting sounds. [...]
Mullah Nasrudin borrowed his neighbor’s pot and returned it a week later with a small pot. He told the neighbor, "Your pot was pregnant and had a baby, here it is."
Next week he did the same, borrowed the pot and returned it with the baby pot.
Next week he borrowed the pot again. The neighbor handed [...]
Mullah Nasrudin was at a boring party. So he sat in a courner and every now and then he would smirk and perhaps even laugh.
As I mentioned it was a boring party. So this guy went and started talking to the Mullah and said, "What are you doing?"
"Nothing, I’m just telling myself jokes," replied Nasrudin.
"That’s [...]
