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		<title>Mullah Nasrudin and snoring</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nasrudin and snoring

Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”
Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.
Heaven and hell:

They asked Nasrudin how long will [...]]]></description>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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		<title>Realy Late</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mullah Nasrudin was flying from London to New York on a jumbo jet. After three hours the pilot calmly started to speak on the intercom, &#8220;Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Do not be alarmed but we have a problem with one of our engines and I have shut it off. This plane [...]]]></description>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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		<title>I&#8217;m here because you&#8217;re here</title>
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In the distance a group [...]]]></description>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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		<title>Mullah Nasrudin and the rusty ax</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mullah Nasrudin was cutting a tree with a rusted ax. A friend came by and said, “Mullah, you cannot cut the tree with that rusted ax. Sharpen it first. Then cut the tree.” Nasrudin replied, “Can’t. Have to cut it very quickly. Don’t have any time.”
This reminds me of Ben Franklin once saying that if [...]]]></description>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nasrudin was a coroner and was called to testify in the court. The lawyer for the defendant asked, “Are you sure that Mr. Jones was dead when you were performing the autopsy?”
Nasrudin: “I am positive.”
Lawyer: “Did you check his pulse?”
Nasrudin: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check his breathing when you did the autopsy?”
Nasrudin: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Nasrudin and snoring</h3>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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		<title>Nasrudin and the businessman</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mullah Nasrudin was a fisherman. One afternoon he was resting happily on the shore when a rich merchant saw him and said, “Mullah is there a storm at sea?”
Mullah replied, “No, thank God no storm for a long while?”
Businessman demanded pompously, “Then why aren’t you fishing?”
Nasrudin smiled and replied, “I fished enough for today’s needs [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Nasrudin and snoring</h3>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many nations of the Middle East claim the Mullah Nasrudin as their own, however, the Mullah, like all mythological characters, belongs to all humanity. Mullah Nasrudin is a wise fool and his stories have many meanings on multiple levels of reality. These stories show among other things that things are not always as they appear [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Nasrudin and snoring</h3>
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<p>Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”</p>
<p>Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.</p>
<p><strong>Heaven and hell:<br />
</strong><br />
They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last?  The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”</p>
<p><strong>Appreciation:</strong></p>
<p>Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”</p>
<p><strong>Sweat:</strong></p>
<p>Nasrudin returned from Baghdad.  Someone asked him, “What did you there?”<br />
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”</p></div>
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