Nasrudin and the lawyer
Nasrudin was a coroner and was called to testify in the court. The lawyer for the defendant asked, “Are you sure that Miss Jones was dead when you were performing the autopsy?”
Nasrudin: “I am positive.”
Lawyer: “Did you check his pulse?”
Nasrudin: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check his breathing when you did the autopsy?”
Nasrudin: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check his blood pressure”
Nasrudin: “No”
Lawyer: “Then he could have been alive before you started cutting him up.”
Nasrudin: “No, he couldn’t.”
Lawyer: “How do you know he wasn’t alive?”
Nasrudin: “I had his brain in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But He could still have been alive.”
Nasrudin: “Only if he was a lawyer.”
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