Mullah Nasrudin’s wife kept complaining that he snored. The Mullah said, “It is absolutely impossible. I have awakened myself a few times in the middle of the night and I was never snoring.”

Since this was short I’ll include a few other short Mullah Nasrudin teaching stories.

Heaven and hell:

They asked Nasrudin how long will humanity last? The Mullah replied, “So long as there is room in heaven and hell.”

Appreciation:

Whenever they would ask Nasrudin for something he would give it the next day. They asked him how come? Nasrudin replied, “I want people to appreciate the stuff.”

Sweat:

Nasrudin returned from Baghdad. Someone asked him, “What did you there?”
Nasrudin replied, “Sweat!”

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