This story was told to me by my uncle Dr. Djalal Abdoh, who was the United Nations Governor of British Cameroons for two years and conducted a plebiscite to decide how they should join upon decolonization. It is a true story in as much as my uncle told me. I’m retelling the story as my uncle told it to me from the point of view of the Governor:
Six months after I was the Governor of British Cameroons the people trusted me enough to take me to a special restaurant. They blind folded me and took me out of town. We drove on a dirt road for hours, and eventually they removed my blind folds. We were in a village surrounded by a lush tropical forest.
They told me to be careful not to make anyone angry as this was the last village on earth where they still practiced cannibalism. Carefully we drove on and we got to a restaurant hidden in the bush.
We entered and inside it was a modern restaurant with neon lights and glitter. They explained that the restaurant specialized in fried human brain. The placed me at the place of honor in the top table and brought me a menu. It listed the foods served and the costs. There was only a choice of brains from different nationalities thus:
French brain $15
English brain $15
Iranian brain $15
German brain $20
The list was long and most meals cost less than $50. At the end of the menu was written:
American brain $1000
I was not going to eat human brain but I did get angry. Iranian brain was only fifteen dollars but American brain cost a full thousand (this was around 1958 when a thousand dollars was still a huge amount).
Angrily I asked, “How come American brains are so expensive?”
They replied, “Your honor, you should see how many we have to kill to get enough brains for a single meal!”
and it was not true as you saw. The above story is dedicated to the fifty eight percent of my fellow Americans who do not believe that President Obama was born in the USA.
Goebbles of the big lie (intellectual father of Rupert Murdock) is alive and well. You repeat a lie over and over again and the stupid idiots believe. My apologies to all stupid idiots who are damn site more intelligent than those brainless animals who follow FOX news propaganda.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
Just change state with FOX news.
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