Nasrudin and the lawyer
Nasrudin was a coroner and was called to testify in the court. The lawyer for the defendant asked, “Are you sure that Miss Jones was dead when you were performing the autopsy?”
Nasrudin: “I am positive.”
Lawyer: “Did you check his pulse?”
Nasrudin: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check his breathing when you did the autopsy?”
Nasrudin: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you [...]
