Time to wake up
Wife to husband: “Time to wake up. Get up! Get up!”
Husband: “Go away, I’m sleeping!”
Wife: “Come on we need to go to the Church.”
Husband: “I don’t feel like it.”
Wife: “Please, we need to go to the Church.”
Husband: “I don’t want to go to the Church. I don’t like any one there and no one likes [...]




