Nasrudin Stories

Mullah Nasrudin and the second sight

Mullah Nasrudin loved to boast about his powers. One day he was drinking tea in the caravansary and talking to his cronies. He said that he had trained under a great yogi in India and had got the second sight.
Someone asked, “What pray is second sight?”
“Simple,” replied Nasrudin, “I can see in total darkness. My [...]

Mullah Nasrudin and I hate this job

Mullah Nasrudin got a new job at the circus. Each evening he would arrive home tired, stinking and complaining.
He would face his wife and say,”I hate this job.”

After a week Nasrudin’s wife, Khooshbin turns to the Mullah and says, “What’s wrong with your job?”
The Mullah replies, “Each day I get to the circus and I [...]